PlaysWithYou

Drawing on Steve's convoluted play with "you" - my favorite kind of play is convoluted of course...I will write about the greatest theory from multiple vantage points and refrain from asking questions about "words" or "problematizing" them because I am not capable enough to do so. To help guide you, my readers, the vantage points I will look at this query from will be 1) an unrelenting patriot 2) a former Catholic School boy 3) a lover of exercising and 4) a homosexual. Because of my unrelenting patriotism I would have to begin by noting my thought that the theory of democracy as a form of government is the greatest theory ever. However, in relation to this, I would say the theory of socialism as a form of economics, tied intimately with democracy as a form of government, is the greatest theory ever also. So perhaps, I will say the theory of democractic socialism as a hybrid theory is the greatest EVER. I am not going to explain these though like Steve explained his science-y things because I am lazy. As a former Catholic School Boy steeped in the mysteries of Jesus and his home boys and the 2000 years of ridiculousness associated with the man, the myth, the legend...I think the theory of immaculate conception is the greatest theory ever. I mean really, if you want to deny women sexual pleasure, just make them pregnant without any of the fun so they can be loving and doting mothers...because clearly I have heard giving birth is incredibly enjoyable and sex just a nasty side effect that is a mere means to a cute and cuddly end. That's pretty great theorizing on someone's part (some would say God's, other's would say "man's" but that depends on one's reading of the Bible) As someone who loves exercising but does it very rarely, I like the theory that "laughing is like internal jogging." It makes going out for drinks seem like a legitimate way to stay fit. As a homosexual or as some like to say "gay man," while others "man who sleep with men," and still others an invert, pervert, or faggot...I think the theory of promiscuity is quite great. Not only does it give a theory to a practice, a rather enjoyable one, but it can be extended into so many realms and as such allows for all the above stated "greats" to be encapsulated into it, making the world all fit into the box of promiscuity so that promiscuity is coherent and understandable...Democracy demands promiscuity in terms of viewpoints and possibilities, the Virgin Mary dreamed of it, the Catholic Church...well, I leave that one to you to figure out how it fits, exercising demands promiscuity so all muscles are worked out, and promiscuity demands itself because without itself it would just be monogamous I suppose. I think that's all the greats I can think of at the current moment...and I am sure my logic is faulty... ta ta,AG